please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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