you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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