she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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