sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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