..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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