My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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