Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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