We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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