Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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