The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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