At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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