I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All the doctor said was why
I think i got beer on your cat.
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