so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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