I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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