turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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