I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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