I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
