This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Terrible idea I love it
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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