quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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