Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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