Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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