Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
there is puke in my bra ... again
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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