The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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