im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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