That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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