OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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