If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
