I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
