im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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