Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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