Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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