I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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