Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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