Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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