I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Boobs are out for the taking
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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