I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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