I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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