big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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