I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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