you guys were way drunker than both of me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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