South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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