I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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