Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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