You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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