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Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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