I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I love you.
Bad choice
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