carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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