people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
not ubering you a puppy
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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