Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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