You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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