Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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