well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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