can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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